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Dearest Doctrinaires,

I'll usually let our front-page polls run a week, or so, but no need with this one. The outcome never varied …

100% for — a virtual unanimous "yes" opinion.

If you're one of the seeming 19% who voted no to "straight talk" — as is fortunately so often the case in your existence, you were utterly irrelevant, discounted, disregarded … you genuinely didn't matter at all. And just like anyone with common sense, I know what a fake you are — on my tally, I changed your "no" to a "yes". You most of all need to always stand up, be forthright and honest. Start with those nearby whom you foolishly lie to about love and care.

My pleasure.

Know, members, that you shouldn't be too optimistic about those poll percentages. Many of you're already familiar with me and the values we share. It's part of what we're here for. In a random group there'd have been grossly more no's than we received.

If you voted "yes", understand just how right and special you are. It takes you to create change for the better. When you take what we're doing here, ad lib, and persistently apply it in your own life, you'll be in a veritable ghost-town for longer than you might imagine. You'll amaze at liar-works like fireworks and you'll pleasingly watch them spread and fade out … and you'll begin to truly love you.

Then, when you least anticipate it, someone alive and "real" will come along. It happens. It has to happen. It's a numbers game. And when your "friend" appears? Always remember to share what brought your unimaginable good fortune … you'll be a relentless winner.

I'll lastly express, any one of your butt pimples are way better than all other groups members combined. Big affection's in order …

((group hug))

Thanks, have fun and I'll see you soon.

Brian Wofford

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Mood: Love ~MixedUpMedias Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I thought straight talk was telling it like it is. Saying what you think, not what you think people want you to think. That's why I voted yes.
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=TheLoveTrain Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It is, Laura … most excellent choice, my dear. Thanks. :heart:
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~Mischievous-Eyes Sep 2, 2012   General Artist
:ohmygod: I'm a bad person. I knew after I voted I did something wrong.
You see, I didn't quite understand the poll. ^^; (But instead of not voting, I did anyway. :facepalm: )
I thought straight talk meant talking about very dull things, or like small talk you know? Weather and stuff.
Apparently I was wrong. :slow:

Although I do not comment on all the journals, I do try to read them all. :aww:
And I love how, well, real they are. They're not all dainty and perfect like some other group journals I know of.
They're true.

DeviantART groups aren't just for showing art, but getting to know fellow deviants.
So if it's straight, small, dull, random, wacky, bubbly, talk it doesn't matter to me. Just be yourself. :heart:




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=TheLoveTrain Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're a good person … a smart one, too.

One of these days, I hope to learn to communicate in a manner that's more easily understandable.

Agreed … thanks a lot for writing so, K'. :heart:
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:iconhaltenny:
Ahh...! I confess! I misunderstood what straight talk meant when I voted for no straight talk. You see, to me, straight talk would be boring and uninformed, blandly courteous, and perhaps even apologetic and possibly sucking up to the masses and almost formal in nature. Your journals are quite entertaining. I wouldn't change a thing you're doing. After I voted, I realized I must have misinterpreted the poll as I saw I was on the wrong side of the majority, but alas, it was to late. My sincere apologies and perhaps that brings the nay votes down to 18%. Maybe I'm not the only one...
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=TheLoveTrain Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I understand. Thanks for informing me, Hal. I appreciate your nice compliment, too.

No apology necessary, good man … have fun and I'll see you next time. :heart:
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*melly4260 Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I like that "Brianglish", but I interpreted that as BRAIN-GLISH...LoL...
More like "Truth" with a tongue-in-cheek accent...
Damn Yankees anyway....:icongrin--plz:
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=TheLoveTrain Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like your analogy … sometimes a foot-in-mouth accent, too. I'm really versatile that way, Melanie. :heart:
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*melly4260 Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Hmmm...hoof-in-mouth accent...I like it!! :hug:
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