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Save it for a moron.

Dearest unadulterated Doctrinaires,

If you've been around dA groups for awhile, you're likely already aware of how much I abhor organized religions. I view them as pardoned organized crime. I'd rather wallpaper my digs with every truly ugly artwork I've ever seen and be forced to remain indoors for the rest of my life staring at them, than know it's still legal to publicly practice them in any society on earth.

If you think for a moment that I'm kidding you, I'm not. That isn't 'Brian' banter. That's a real exchange I'd agree to for ceasing their open perpetration. That's precisely how harmful I perceive our most monumental deceptions and superstitions to be. I'd compassionately sacrifice myself for your end well-being, and love every second of it in the knowledge.

On another, but relative note, have you ever wondered wholly what the criteria are for allowing you to roam freely among others, as opposed to when they turnkey on a padded cell and rekindle a historically exceeding popularity for lobotomies, all in the name of 'you'?

This is a recent excerpt directed at me from a severely unenlightened individual who astonishingly, believe it, or not, is actually loose among you on dA. Mind you, I didn't approach him. He came between me and a mutually agreed association …

"You have no right to call the LORD a fabricated being. And you have no right to call Jesus as a greed-lusting person."

And yet, virtually everyday he and countless common blatantly exercise their right to try to shove their afflictive, delusional, God and Satan bullshit simultaneously down my throat and up my ass sideways.

Believe, son, and envision me as your own sincere 'Personal Jesus'. Worship me for cluing you that you've nothing to fear of anything humankind foolishly babble about the after-death. If you did, you'd likely be one of the first to Presto FryBaby.

Amen, for amusement.

Brian Wofford

Brian

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*distantcricket Jun 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I have many thoughts on your article, and most of them can not be contained easily in the quite limited English language... :shrug: but I'll share a few quotes that I think summarize how I 'feel' about religions as a whole, rather than sharing /what/ I 'believe' on a personal, individual level...

“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.”~Buddha
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" ~Evelyn Beatrice Hall, under the pseudonym S.G. Tallentyre, The Friends of Voltaire
"Never argue with a fool, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with experience" ~Unknown


I would use 'disagree' instead of 'disapprove', but even then it wouldn't be quite accurate... As always I find your voice to be quite liberating, and I agree with your sentiment, and I enjoy getting a glimpse into your inner dialogue... :highfive:
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*KanchanCollage Mar 20, 2012   Traditional Artist
Ah well! The divine has always been expressed best visually. What is glorious, perhaps even deserving of hymns are your rapier commentaries. Now, relax that was R-A-P-I-E-R as in "quick and incisive" not to be confused with "a thin light sharp pointed sword used for thrusting." Now, you could work on the former because let's face it we all have to grow and we don't want to set the bar to low for you. As for the latter, keep that and your spanking habits to you and your consenting friends (or enemies) because it's somewhat TMI.
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=TheLoveTrain Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You posted nearly the same message ten hours apart. Your CD's skipping, Kanchan … I think you need and crave a spanking. :spank:

There, all better. :giggle: :heart:
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*KanchanCollage Mar 21, 2012   Traditional Artist
Ah fer sure! I’ll get my husband right on that, he’s more than happy to take care of all my needs, there will be a certain and swift retribution.
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=TheLoveTrain Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Expressed like a American, Kanchan, and being one myself, I know … :| :heart:
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*KanchanCollage Mar 20, 2012   Traditional Artist
Ah well! The divine has always been expressed best visually. What is glorious, perhaps even deserving of hymns are your rapier commentaries. Now, relax , dont get your tadpoles in a twist, that was
R-A-P-I-E-R as in "quick and incisive" not to be confused with "a thin light sharp pointed sword used for thrusting." And you could work on the former because let's face it we all have to grow and we don't want to set the bar too low for you. As for the latter, keep that and your spanking habits to yourself because it's TMI for me today.
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~sternenfern Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
wooow Brian...Manson is nice :-)
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=TheLoveTrain Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You've such excellent taste in music, Kerstin. I agree … nice indeed. — Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you enjoyed it. :) :heart:
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*KevinLeeMcDougall Mar 18, 2012  Student Writer
When I die, who will I be? I will be you. I won't be returning anywhere, as I'm already there. God is everyone, and through this, so am I. No-one ever really dies because in an individual sense no-one is ever really real.

I am everyone, and everyone is me.

God is the great outsourcer. God is the life-stream. God is me. And I, I am you.
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=TheLoveTrain Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Vanilla Skyish, but not. "You so deep. Me love you looooong time, babee." :giggle: Thanks, Kevin. Good to see you here. :hug: :heart:
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